i just realized tater tots is short for potato toddlers and i don’t know how i feel about that
1. The World’s smallest poisonous frog is less than a centimeter long and its skin is 200 times more toxic than morphine.
2. Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen.
3. The word “nice” used to mean “foolish, stupid, senseless” in the late 13th century.
4. The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old.
5. In 1985, there was a condom delivery service at Harvard University - Their slogan.was “we’ll come before you do.”
I’M ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE PERSON IM JUST USED TO BEING WALKED ALL OVER AND DISRESPECTED SO SOMETIMES I COME OFF AS MEAN BUT I JUST CANT LET PEOPLE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME AND I HAD TO GROW UP REALLY FAST OK BUT I PROMISE I HAVE A GOOD HEART AND GOOD INTENTIONS AND I DONT WANT TO EVER HURT PEOPLE’S FEELINGS BUT SOMETIMES I JSUT HAVE TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND AND MAKE SURE I DONT GET HURT IM SORR YI LOVE EVERYONE
SOMEBODY FUCKING SAID IT
parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.
friendly reminder that this man
is also this man
Today my 11 year old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but my Dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision”
and he just stared at me and I realized
I am 20
I am an adult
I am the adult supervision
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage
goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves
if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers.
Even if you arent a supernatutal fan, favourite and reblog this for us.
Meeting people on tumblr
- into the same shit as you
- kind and understanding
- good company
- easy to talk to
- LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE OR ON JUPITER